Do all women suck at making and communicating plans? It's like she thinks I can read her mind! I have half a song about this!

Out of sugar for my coffee. Should I take it as a sign to try to quit? I I I I'm just so scared.

Pretty strange night. I wish drugs were never invented or you could legally kick the crap out of people that use them.

Doing massive research at best buy right now....

Just saw my life flash before my eyes! Stepped in a fire ant bed, but got the old shoe off before they could kill me!

Great late night session with Chad!!! Great songs and sweet recordings!

I like the rain but not driving in it....

About to have ultra mega band practice!!!!

Watching Ian Moore at Granada and it is so bad ass. He could kill you, but he decided against it.

Just watched "karate kid" and I'm ready to take on the world!

Texas I'm back! Let's hug!

Babies suck on planes!!!!!!!!

Leaving NYC today but first going to the rock and roll hall of fame and the central park zoo. Then to the east river to dump the body (girl friend)!

Pre-Show gathering 2 Rays Pizza!!!
195 E Houston Street between Orchard and Ludlow. 8:45 come hang if you can!!

So excited about the crazy night ahead of me!!! I will sleep when I'm dead!

Does anybody know if there is a cool show at the living room tommorow night at 10ish?

Leather pants or clear pants tonight? Ah animal rights, guess I have to wear the clear ones!

Come be my friend at Lakewood Bar & Grill tonight!

Duo show at Lakewood Bar & Grill tonight! Full band show at City Tavern Friday!!!

Just got the new Wilco album, and I hope it fills the void in my heart!

I want to get married just so I can get a really awesome espresso machine from one of you guys for free!

Big show at City Tavern on Friday at midnight, it will make all your dreams come true as long as they are about puppies.

If Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo can't make it, who can? Worst day in history.

Watched "Under Siege" staring Mr. Steven Segal last night until about 4AM. It inspired me deep within my soul!

Downtown Dallas at city tavern brunch show today around noon!!!

Dog # 2 just pooped in the music room! Thank god for guitar wall hangers. Let's get some vapoo-rize!

To many people are trying to copy my swager!!!

I'm playing a brunch show at City Tavern Sunday around noon. It is really good and laid back. Come out Dallas !!!

Bruno please be amazing!

Check check 123

just heard Jeff Buckley's "Last Goodbye" on the radio... Good going Dallas!

I want to go see Bruno so bad!

i need a coffee pot with a timer to wake me up for the next month.

I'm playing at Googie's Lounge above The Living Room in NYC on July 20th at 10pm... Come hang out with me !

my brother had a snake when we were kids. it threw up this weird silver stuff in my moms suburban. my girlfriend's ccloset smells like that.

thanks to everyone who came out last night! what a blast!

See you tonight at Lakewood Bar & Grill !

i put the cereal in the fridge this morning. wow i am on top of my game!